Marvelous inventions

[Fox Mike]

Thinking about some of the great inventions the world has seen. The wheel, the printing press, the cotton gin, the aeroplane, radio, the TV remote "mute" button.

 

[375hh1973]

Twist off beer tops

Internet

.257wby mag

 

[JFB]

Lock-Tite when was the last time you had valve covers snug up because of a oil leak

 

[Snake45]

Thinking about some of the great inventions the world has seen. The wheel, the printing press, the cotton gin, the aeroplane, radio, the TV remote "mute" button.

You forgot the small-block Chevy and the Colt Government Model of 1911. :wink:

 

[WMB30]

Smokeless Powder and Tootsie Rolls

Bill

 

[Fox Mike]

It was supposed to be a humerous post, not a "let's see if I can one up on the post before".

 

[Ale-8(1)]

It's a perfectly good thread, Frank. Ya just gotta expect a little good-natured "piling on" here.

I was gonna mention Kentucky bourbon . . .

 

[sfhogman]

Kentucky Bourbon....?
Why yes.....

 

[LDM]

Corrugated cardboard. Look around you and see how important it is in our lives.

 

[LDB]

Anything invented by John Browning.

 

[protoolman]

I don't know about that mute button Fox Mike. My wife mutes all the good commercials I actually might see so I don't know where the sale is etc. Then she forgets to un mute when my favorite show comes back on and I miss all the plot twists because I don't hear the important characters talking.

 

[bobski]

humor? ok.

the bikini.

 

[Fox Mike]

I don't know about that mute button Fox Mike. My wife mutes all the good commercials I actually might see so I don't know where the sale is etc. Then she forgets to un mute when my favorite show comes back on and I miss all the plot twists because I don't hear the important characters talking.

News flash...YOU can also press the 'mute' button to return to sound. :roll:

 

[Jeepnik]

You all missed it by that much. Greatest invention of all time, toilet paper.

 

[Busterswoodshop]

It's a toss up between Duct tape and WD-40.

 

[Mega Twin]

The internal combustion engine

 

[jgt]

eye glasses and penicillin.

 

[wheelgun1958]

Pencil and paper

 

[wolfsong]

Divorce lawyers.

 

[LDB]

I don't know about that mute button Fox Mike. My wife mutes all the good commercials I actually might see so I don't know where the sale is etc. Then she forgets to un mute when my favorite show comes back on and I miss all the plot twists because I don't hear the important characters talking.

Work the mute button yourself?

 

[caryc]

humor? ok.

the bikini.

Along with your way of thinking...the high heeled shoe. :wink:

How many years and never gone out of style.

 

[chm270]

"Flex Seal"

 

[nekvermont]

Glass.

Meat and potatoes.

My wife said the washing machine.

 

[turd]

Flush toilet. I used to work with a guy that told the story about when the richest man in the county (this was in Iowa) built a new all brick house with a newfangled indoor toilet. His grandma asked "what kind of man would want to sheit in the house"? :mrgreen:

 

[redhawker]

humor? ok.

the bikini.

I vote for the thong bikini...whoever invented that I'd like to shake his hand.

 

[A.J.]

It's a toss up between Duct tape and WD-40.

You stole my response!

I used to tell people: "I have only three tools in my toolbox: a hammer, wd40 and duct tape. With these three tools I can fix anything."

 

[Fox Mike]

It's a toss up between Duct tape and WD-40.

You stole my response!

I used to tell people: "I have only three tools in my toolbox: a hammer, wd40 and duct tape. With these three tools I can fix anything."

Duct tape can't fix stupid but it does muffle the sound.

 

[hpman66]

It's a toss up between Duct tape and WD-40.

You stole my response!

I used to tell people: "I have only three tools in my toolbox: a hammer, wd40 and duct tape. With these three tools I can fix anything."

Ya’ll furgit balin’ war, twiss tize un zip tize??? :?

 

[protoolman]

I don't know about that mute button Fox Mike. My wife mutes all the good commercials I actually might see so I don't know where the sale is etc. Then she forgets to un mute when my favorite show comes back on and I miss all the plot twists because I don't hear the important characters talking.

News flash...YOU can also press the 'mute' button to return to sound. :roll:

Are you suggesting I fight her for the remote? I'd have to sleep with one eye open for a month!

 

[Snake45]

It's a toss up between Duct tape and WD-40.

You stole my response!

I used to tell people: "I have only three tools in my toolbox: a hammer, wd40 and duct tape. With these three tools I can fix anything."

I have a much more complete toolbox: WD40, duck tape, J-B Weld, vise grips, Swiss Army knife, and 10" single-cut fine-cut flat bastard mill file. If I can't fix it with that stuff, it needs to go back to the factory. :lol: