Man of wit...........

[Bob Wright]

Today was my appointment to have my Jeep serviced. Got there for my scheduled appointment and took a seat in the waiting room. There was an older gentleman already there, so I struck up a conversation. Found out he was 92 years old. His wife of 63 years died in 2012 he told me, and he had just remarried about a year ago.

I asked the inevetible question: "You live in Memphis all your life?"

His response: "Not yet."


Man after my own heart!

Bob Wright

 

[45Colt_Man]

Darn good answer he gave. Wish I could think that quick.

Dana

 

[Colonialgirl]

HMMM;
My big brother CLAIMED he had Loved ME longer than I had loved HIM. I asked how he came up with THAT claim;
Well he says; I've loved YOU ALL OF YOUR LIFE, BUT, You haven't Loved me ALL of MY LIFE.
I had to admit he had me there !!

 

[Bob Wright]

HMMM;
My big brother CLAIMED he had Loved ME longer than I had loved HIM. I asked how he came up with THAT claim;
Well he says; I've loved YOU ALL OF YOUR LIFE, BUT, You haven't Loved me ALL of MY LIFE.
I had to admit he had me there !!

The response to that: "Oh yeah, you're only the oldest just because you were born first!"

Makes them think.


Bob Wright

 

[Colonialgirl]

HMMM;
My big brother CLAIMED he had Loved ME longer than I had loved HIM. I asked how he came up with THAT claim;
Well he says; I've loved YOU ALL OF YOUR LIFE, BUT, You haven't Loved me ALL of MY LIFE.
I had to admit he had me there !!

The response to that: "Oh yeah, you're only the oldest just because you were born first!"

Makes them think.


Bob Wright

Thanks Bob; I'll remember that response the next time I talk to the OLD FART (he turns 76 on 27 June !!)

 

[Cooperhawk]

Generally when anyone calls me an old fart I :shock: respond, "I made it this far and the way you're going, you won't!!"