Justice B. Swift
Single-Sixer
- Joined
- Feb 5, 2014
- Messages
- 314
- City & State/Province
- N.W. Oregon, The Big Valley & Now S.W. Idaho also.
Actually it was more like an ELECTROCUTION ! I am an experienced mechanic and generally perform most of my own service work and repairs on our cars, trucks, boats, ATVs, UTVs, trailers etc.. Yesterday I was planning to change the oil in my Harley. The dealer and Harley owners refer to it as a "3 Hole oil change" because it involves draining and refilling 3 components, the engine, the transmission, and the Primary drive chain housing. I was feeling a little lazy and decided that I would consider having the selling dealer do the work and include adjusting the drive belt and just giving things a simple going over. I entered the service department and asked "what do you folks charge to do a 3 hole service on my 2017 Dyna." Now at this point no mention had been made of the other service items, just oil and filter. This is when the "electrocution" occurred. Their answer was quick, "all modern bikes are $440." Now, when I came to... and released my death grip on the foot peg next to my head, I sat up and said "sorry, I thought you said $440, but I'm sure I missed it, my hearing is poor." "Yep, you got right, $440. I nearly went down again, but managed to hook my belt buckle over a nearby display rack just in time! Now I exited the service area and went around the corner to the parts counter, where I Purchased the following items: 4 quarts conventional oil (twice the price of Mobil 1 'cause it says HD on it), oil filter, 2 quarts of Formula+_ oil (1 for the tranny and 1 for the primary case), Derby cover gasket, and 3 O-rings for the three drain plugs. At full retail price it set me back $129. Now that translates to $311 dollars in labor. Of course the shop is not paying retail for the parts so If you assume a markup of 100% you might guess that $60-75 is closer to their cost, leaving something around $360-375 as net shop labor. Now to make it worse, I spoke with a former service tech, whom I ride with, and was told that this is how they do oil changes. They get customer bikes three at a time, warm them up and then line them up in a row. Then they process them in rotation, draining all the oils, pulling the filters, opening the dipsticks to vent the cases (speeds draining), replace the plugs, install the new filters and fill the cases, start the engines, and top off as needed. This takes about one hour for THREE bikes. That translates to a shop profit something in the ballpark of $1100 per hour. Thats double the rate of a good Defense Attorney! And you wonder why Harley stock prices are falling faster than a wingless Robin? Guess I'll change it myself and treat myself to a cool beverage when done.