Local news; Poop throwing politician.

[gnappi]

You know dog owners think it's just fine to let their animals defecate on other's property. Some say they "pick it up". Truth is it always leaves some mess and smell behind.

We had a fellow that refused to clean up. Said it was just part of nature. Then night after night feces paper and all began showing up in his manicured lawn. Hey, it's just nature.

I figure if you have a dog it should defecate in your and only your yard.

Fences make better neighbors.

 

[Jeepnik]

Years ago just when paintball started I had just bought a single shot pistol. I had been having a problem with a neighbor that allowed his Setter to run free and defecate in my yard. As I was inspecting the pistol my wife hollered that the dog was back. One paintball in the butt sent the dogscooting down the sidewalk streaming poop.

While I did have to was down the sidewalk, that dog never came near my place again. I always wondered what the dog's owner thought when the dog showed up at home with bright yellow paint on it's butt.