"Oh look Martha, there is that old veternarian cowboy again"
"Gladys, I think he is smitten with you"
"every time we go to the water tank he is there shooting pictures of us, and I know he doesn't work for Playboy or Sports Illustrated"
"oh Martha, I hope my butt does not look to big in his viewfinder"
"He is kinda cute in a crusty old cowboy kind of way"