pisgah
Buckeye
Typical encounter last week: "We've just replaced your neighbor's windows and wondered if you'd like an estimate on your house?"
"Which neighbors?"
"The Webbers."
"Well, I'll call Jim and get his recommendation." Raising my cellphone. "Jim's a great guy, been with the Sheriff's Office for twenty years, he's the guy that set up our Neighborhood Watch..."
They ran away as I was dialing...
"Which neighbors?"
"The Webbers."
"Well, I'll call Jim and get his recommendation." Raising my cellphone. "Jim's a great guy, been with the Sheriff's Office for twenty years, he's the guy that set up our Neighborhood Watch..."
They ran away as I was dialing...