I am changing my name.

41Dude

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41Dude is just so boring.
How about this one?

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On a TV cops show some dude like him was in a car being stopped because the description of the car and driver matched an all point bulletin. The person that was wanted had his forearms covered in tattoos and the driver of the stopped vehicle asked why he was stopped and the officer explained about the car and general description and when the officer asked to see his forearms the guy said...

"I only gots two arms"

:)

These idiots get to vote and have children.
 
His parents didn't do him any favors did they? If they would have named him chuck and told him to get a haircut and a job his life might have gone a different way.
 
There should be a law that when foreigners come to this country they need to be assigned a normal American name, even if they come just for a visit. Just like all of those customer service folks who are talking to us from India or wherever and tell us that their name is "Ron" or something like that. I know that in some countries, like Italy, a newborn has to be given a name acceptable to the authorities. A law like that here would not be a bad idea, but then we would never have had a Shaquille O'Neal on the basketball court.
 
My favorite Awkward Puppet

Diego Alberto Alejandro Gonzalez Gomez Tito Raúl Gonzales Carlos Mateo Santiago Sebastián Lucas Benjamin Felipe Bruno Guillermo Tadeo Antonio Leonardo Gael Gabriel Javier Joaquin Lorenzo Ignacio Rodrigo Simon Mendez Francisco Pablo Andres Juan Jose Emilio Alberto Alejandro Isaac Bautista Esteban Zavier Raymundo Sergio Gabriel Gomez Perez Sanchez del Toro Junior The Third
 
There should be a law that when foreigners come to this country they need to be assigned a normal American name, even if they come just for a visit. Just like all of those customer service folks who are talking to us from India or wherever and tell us that their name is "Ron" or something like that. I know that in some countries, like Italy, a newborn has to be given a name acceptable to the authorities. A law like that here would not be a bad idea, but then we would never have had a Shaquille O'Neal on the basketball court.
That’s exactly what transpired when all the prospective immigrants came in through Ellis Island. Unpronounceable foreign names were frequently shortened or changed to an Americanized version on the spot by an immigration officer. In retrospect it may not have been a bad idea.
 
My favorite Awkward Puppet

Diego Alberto Alejandro Gonzalez Gomez Tito Raúl Gonzales Carlos Mateo Santiago Sebastián Lucas Benjamin Felipe Bruno Guillermo Tadeo Antonio Leonardo Gael Gabriel Javier Joaquin Lorenzo Ignacio Rodrigo Simon Mendez Francisco Pablo Andres Juan Jose Emilio Alberto Alejandro Isaac Bautista Esteban Zavier Raymundo Sergio Gabriel Gomez Perez Sanchez del Toro Junior The Third
I have to wonder how many pages of birth certificates it took to register that one.
 
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