How Politics Works

[Sturgis270]

I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."

HE SAID, "NO."


I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER."

HE SAID, "YES."


I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,"

BILL GATES SAID, "NO."
I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK."

BILL GATES SAID, "OK."


I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O.

HE SAID, "NO."


I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES SON-IN-LAW"

HE SAID, "OK."

 

[jlmtr6]

Nice moves! Do you play chess?

 

[Colonialgirl]

Stolen to be shared !!

 

[Snake45]

I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."

HE SAID, "NO."


I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER."

HE SAID, "YES."


I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,"

BILL GATES SAID, "NO."
I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK."

BILL GATES SAID, "OK."


I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O.

HE SAID, "NO."


I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES SON-IN-LAW"

HE SAID, "OK."

So, to sum up, How Politics Works: LIES, ALL LIES!

 

[graygun]

I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."

HE SAID, "NO."


I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER."

HE SAID, "YES."


I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,"

BILL GATES SAID, "NO."
I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK."

BILL GATES SAID, "OK."


I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O.

HE SAID, "NO."


I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES SON-IN-LAW"

HE SAID, "OK."

So, to sum up, How Politics Works: LIES, ALL LIES!

'ere ya go !

 

[bogus bill]

Actually, it`s all wishful thinking.

 

[Jimbo357mag]

A real matchmaker there. :D