Rick Courtright
Hawkeye
Hi,
Ok, silly subject time, courtesy of needing a distraction from an ever so boring online continuing ed class!
A strange conversation came up last time I saw my sister. She was complaining of having to buy a new can opener (old school manual, not electric) every two or three years. She's bought "cheap" ones and "yuppie designer" ones and most everything in between she could find, and I'd bet a lowly P-38 would probably do as well as many of them. They seem to have one thing in common: if they could speak, it would be in Mandarin.
On the other hand, I have this old Swing-A-Way which will probably last forever. Why? It's horrid avocado green, and it seems almost any item of that color will last indefinitely! In fact, "Uncle Rick's ugly can opener" has long ago attained "family story" status! Left by a roommate decades ago, they were dated when they were US made and this one says "76" on it. For all I know, it was a free gift when someone bought a shag rug!
Now it would be easy enough to just take 15 minutes and go buy a new one in a more pleasing color, but while they still make that model, the new ones are reputed to be nowhere near as good as the "old" ones (hint: a current date code might say "Year of the Rat" or similar.) Besides, then there wouldn't be a story to tell. So it gets a reprieve as long as it keeps working. I figure in the nearly 40 years it's been opening cans, this one's possibly done close to 10,000 at the low end rate of about five a week. And it's nowhere near worn out. My sis would have to be doing about 60 a week to keep up with one of her "three year" models, not a likely thing!
So is she exceptionally unlucky? Have our friends the Chinese simply doomed us to a life of unopened cans? Or am I just the victim of the "Avocado Green Curse" and don't know it? Inquiring (or bored) minds want to know!
Back to that class now...
Rick C
Ok, silly subject time, courtesy of needing a distraction from an ever so boring online continuing ed class!
A strange conversation came up last time I saw my sister. She was complaining of having to buy a new can opener (old school manual, not electric) every two or three years. She's bought "cheap" ones and "yuppie designer" ones and most everything in between she could find, and I'd bet a lowly P-38 would probably do as well as many of them. They seem to have one thing in common: if they could speak, it would be in Mandarin.
On the other hand, I have this old Swing-A-Way which will probably last forever. Why? It's horrid avocado green, and it seems almost any item of that color will last indefinitely! In fact, "Uncle Rick's ugly can opener" has long ago attained "family story" status! Left by a roommate decades ago, they were dated when they were US made and this one says "76" on it. For all I know, it was a free gift when someone bought a shag rug!
Now it would be easy enough to just take 15 minutes and go buy a new one in a more pleasing color, but while they still make that model, the new ones are reputed to be nowhere near as good as the "old" ones (hint: a current date code might say "Year of the Rat" or similar.) Besides, then there wouldn't be a story to tell. So it gets a reprieve as long as it keeps working. I figure in the nearly 40 years it's been opening cans, this one's possibly done close to 10,000 at the low end rate of about five a week. And it's nowhere near worn out. My sis would have to be doing about 60 a week to keep up with one of her "three year" models, not a likely thing!
So is she exceptionally unlucky? Have our friends the Chinese simply doomed us to a life of unopened cans? Or am I just the victim of the "Avocado Green Curse" and don't know it? Inquiring (or bored) minds want to know!
Back to that class now...
Rick C