Colonialgirl
Hawkeye
Hilary Clinton goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While she is on a tour of Jerusalem she suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American Diplomats accompanying her, 'You can have her shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for just $100.'
The American Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a few minutes. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Hilary shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?
The American Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'
The undertaker tells the American Diplomats accompanying her, 'You can have her shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for just $100.'
The American Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a few minutes. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Hilary shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?
The American Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'
