Hell to Get Old

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Richmond Texas USA
One day an old man goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket


and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon laying it on the counter.



He asks the pharmacist, "Could you taste this for me, please".



Being a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along, taking the spoon with a tiny dab of the liquid,
puts it in his mouth swills the liquid around and with a grimacing look spits it out in a cup.



"Now does that taste sweet to you." says the old man?



The pharmacist said to the old man. "Hell no!"



"Oh that's a relief", said the old man,



The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar".
 
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