As my Grandpa always used to say "Getting old ain't for Sissies!"
Gravity!
- Thread starter BULL'S-EYE
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I often remember the episode of two & half men where Charlie's girl friend / fiancé was thinking about getting breast reduction surgery and he mentioned how she would still love him even when he had 'old man balls.' I thought that was a funny joke until a few years later ..........
Gravity + Time = Humbling Reality
Gravity + Time = Humbling Reality
Came home from the machine shop one day, tired, grabbed a beer & headed for the man cave. Wearing those baggy rental uniform pants, complaining about being really tired & getting old, whining up a storm, feeling so sorry for myself, how could I make it till retirement, on and on. Plopped down in my chair & sat directly,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, on my boys.
I turned sideways to get out of my truck and I rolled the family jewels under my thigh. My eyes bugged out and I saw stars. Definitely not the finest moment of my life. It sort of reminded me about the old song about the Continental Soldier
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Seems I’m the opposite.
The older I get the more shriveled up all of my junk gets
The older I get the more shriveled up all of my junk gets
Depends on the temperature...
shriveled but sagging, sadly .... and neglected.... kind of like and old hound dog.
OP
I've seen this before long ago...HILARIOUS! 
Boy, aint that the truth
