GP100 said:Recently, I just figured it all out.. Now it all makes sense..
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GP100 said:Recently, I just figured it all out.. Now it all makes sense..
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volshooter said:Bill, you a cradle robber...... Good on you!
I'm at stage 3 in my life. A few beers helps relieve the aches and pains. Yes I do attend Church on a regular basis. My views are slightly different than the hard core southern Baptist one I attend. Surprising how many members have admitted to me they also have a drink or two. :shock:
It does get harder to perform like when we were 25. I still go at it like I'm 30, it's just my way.
Promised myself and family I would slow down this year, not there yet but soon.
Great post, I will show this to friends, if you don't mind.
HerrMesser said:I think I have been at stage #4 now for over 35 years. Had heart attack in 1981 with bypass surgery then a redo in 1988, a stint in 2001 another in 2010 and 2011. And have had both shoulders replaced so no more pain there. I will be 77 in a couple months and I feel good most of the time but tire out easy. Now if my wife was just old enough to retire maybe she would stop bitching at me to do more.
I have to buy green bananas as I don't like ripe ones.
Rad
Merle1948 said:I always considered "over the hill" to be when you got your third invitation to join the AARP. :mrgreen:
GP100 said:Merle1948 said:I always considered "over the hill" to be when you got your third invitation to join the AARP. :mrgreen:
Funny you should say that...
I just got my second invite to join AARP.. Wanna hear the funny thing about that? I'm only 49.. I'm not old enough to join yet..
My only conclusion I can draw from this, is that it's Medicare linked.. They must get a list of people on Medicare and send them mail..
Here's the kicker.. My doctor's told me I have very little time left.. Bone Cancer, coupled with Kidney Failure. (Only 1 kidney left) Followed by Congestive heart Failure, and Liver Damage.. Not to mention an infection that has been trying to kill me for over a year. It's gone septic and damn near killed me..
I should have been dead almost a year ago.. Yet, I'm still here.. Suffering every day in mortal pain and agony from it all.. By the way, My Doctor died a short time ago.. I outlived him, and he was in pretty good health until recently..
They keep telling me my time is running out.. I don't mind crapping out. It's the getting there part that bugs me..
I just don't like suffering all the time.. If I'm gonna drop dead, let's do this thing already. I'm tired of waiting for an appointment with the grim reaper. Either crap, or get off the pot.. Why the hell am I still here? What? so I can suffer like a bad joke?
Screw that. I look the grim reaper in the eye and say, "Let's dance." I'm not afraid of death.. I dated his sister, and hoped he would put me out of my misery..
Death smiles at us all.. Some of us have the balls to smile back..
I guess I'm just old and bitter nowadays.. I'm just one sneeze away from blowing out a heart valve. And the warranty ran out.. Screw em' if they can't take a joke.
Don't mind me.. I'm just moody lately..
Sorry to hear you are having such a bad time.
Merle
When she retires she will have time to do it all by herself.Merle1948 said:HerrMesser said:I think I have been at stage #4 now for over 35 years. Had heart attack in 1981 with bypass surgery then a redo in 1988, a stint in 2001 another in 2010 and 2011. And have had both shoulders replaced so no more pain there. I will be 77 in a couple months and I feel good most of the time but tire out easy. Now if my wife was just old enough to retire maybe she would stop bitching at me to do more.
I have to buy green bananas as I don't like ripe ones.
Rad
Have you considered that after retirement, she'll be home full time - and be able to find even more to complain about? :shock: