EFFECTIVE SUICIDE COUNSELING

Colonialgirl

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EFFECTIVE SUICIDE COUNSELING

A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off.

A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a little sex before you go?"

She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old bastard!"

He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."

She didn't jump... !!!
 
OK, I hope this isn't too far.

Why does a necrophiliac(sp) carry a curling iron?

Sorry, I will let you figure it out.


Karl
 

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