FastEd
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- RIVERSIDE, OH, Home of the Air Force Museum
A Drunk staggers out of a bar in Wesley Chapel, Florida.
When he goes out the front door he can't put the brakes on.
He runs squarely into a parking meter on the sidewalk.
After he gathers himself and gets up he makes out the parking meter,
He reaches into his pocket, pulls out a nickel and sticks it in the slot.
The meter pops up to 60 and the Drunk screams, "Oh my God I've lost a hundred pounds!"
When he goes out the front door he can't put the brakes on.
He runs squarely into a parking meter on the sidewalk.
After he gathers himself and gets up he makes out the parking meter,
He reaches into his pocket, pulls out a nickel and sticks it in the slot.
The meter pops up to 60 and the Drunk screams, "Oh my God I've lost a hundred pounds!"
