Dead Penguins - I never knew this!

[Wyandot Jim]

Dead Penguins - I never knew this!

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go?

Wonder no more!!!!!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.


The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:


"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.

I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!

Oh, quit whining, I fell for it, too.

 

[George Tucker]

I don't care who you are, THATS FUNNY. LMAO.

 

[steveodtw]

Dead Penguins Society?!

 

[exavid]

Bravo, the pun being the highest form of humor deserves a kudo here.

 

[Rick Courtright]

Hi,

Got me! :lol:

Rick C

 

[Colonialgirl]

Being stolen and sent by email to friends and posted on a couple of other web groups.

 

[wizofwas]

When I saw the title, I thought you were talking about a musical group that I didn't know about. It does sound like a good name for a band.

 

[RugerHound]

I went all the way down the path to the very end without so much as a mild suspicion that I was being had.

That's just plain funny!

 

[FastEd]

So, we are feeling a little cocky this morning?

 

[Bucks Owin]

Got me too... :lol:

Stolen and distributed... :wink:

 

[Bear Paw Jack]

For those who don't know the holes they dig have a name. They are called "Ice Holes". Sometimes the name is misspelled.

 

[Fox Mike]

Groan! :roll:

 

[gramps]

Hook, line, and stinker! No bait. Ya got me, man
gramps

 

[Fountain E. Conner]

Thank you, W J. I guess I'm a member of the gullible club too. 'Just stumbled onto this and shared instantly

 

[Poco Oso]

Yep, wandered down that path with the rest of you. Thanks, Jim. I needed that. :lol:

 

[callshot]

That must only work in Texas so WJ would be the only one to know! Texan penguins are smarter then the average. I fell for it too..