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Colonialgirl

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I overheard a man talking to a homeless guy outside the CVS the other day.

The man asked the guy if he gave him $20 would he buy booze?

The guy said, "No I haven't had a drink in over 5 years."

Then the man asked this guy if he gave him $20 would he buy stuff and make BBQ.

The guy again said. "No! Stated laughing and said, "I don't even have anywhere to make BBQ."

So then the man asked this guy if he did him even better and took him home, have his wife trim his hair, let him shave, shower, get cleaned up, and he would even give him some clean clothes and shoes, then have his wife cook him a fantastic meal.
Then he would bring him back here and still give him the $20.

The guy was really confused by that time and asked, "Won't she get really pissed if we do this?"

The man told him, "It doesn't matter. I just want her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking and BBQing!!!"
 

jimd441

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Thanks - another good one with a punchline that caught me completely off-guard.

Jim
 

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