Blonde Logic

[Cape Cod Terry]

True story, in case you haven't been watching weather channel there is a lot of snow in New England and the roads are awful. My work takes me to Nantucket every Thursday and although they didn't get the snow Boston did they are even less equipped to deal with it. While I was waiting for the boat back to Hyannis I was discussing the weather with a lady I know who works for the Steamship Authority. We were talking about small cars in the snow. I would describe her as a statuesque blonde, easily 6' in sneakers and maybe 6'3" in heels. She said "I'm so glad I traded my mini-cooper for a Honda SUV it was scary to drive in 3 inches of snow. I said "how did you ever fit in a mini-cooper? You are way too tall." She adamantly replied " I'm not tall, I just have long legs!" Go figure.
Cape Cod Terry

Expecting 12 more inches of snow and hurricane force winds on Sunday

 

[Jim Puke]

Well, theye ya go...all in how you look at it. :lol:

 

[toysoldier]

Well, theye ya go...all in how you look at it. :lol:

Sounds like something I'd like to look at. :wink:

 

[XP100]

Her legs are probably like the weather, we would like to see both clear up.

 

[Bull Barrel]

Her legs are no longer than anyone elses...they go from her butt to the ground.

It's just her butt is higher than most....

 

[GunnyGene]

True story, in case you haven't been watching weather channel there is a lot of snow in New England and the roads are awful. My work takes me to Nantucket every Thursday and although they didn't get the snow Boston did they are even less equipped to deal with it. While I was waiting for the boat back to Hyannis I was discussing the weather with a lady I know who works for the Steamship Authority. We were talking about small cars in the snow. I would describe her as a statuesque blonde, easily 6' in sneakers and maybe 6'3" in heels. She said "I'm so glad I traded my mini-cooper for a Honda SUV it was scary to drive in 3 inches of snow. I said "how did you ever fit in a mini-cooper? You are way too tall." She adamantly replied " I'm not tall, I just have long legs!" Go figure.
Cape Cod Terry

Expecting 12 more inches of snow and hurricane force winds on Sunday

You don't recognize an invitation when you hear it? :wink:

 

[Fox Mike]

My blonde sister-in-law isn't chubby either, she is just right for a 6 footer; however she is only 5'1".
Hunker down for the weather to pass. We haven't been up to the Cape lately to see if our place is still there or has collapsed under the weight of the snow. Will call the neighbors today.

 

[RedLabel]

My wife is blonde and rather tall although not 6'. Also not the typical blonde. She can think for herself.

Her sister always asks her how she gets her long legs in and out of her Miata. She responds "any way I can". Fortunately she has an Explorer for the winter.

 

[Cooperhawk]

My Wife was blond, now mostly gray, however she is absolutely brilliant! She put herself through college not once, but twice, and while raising a daughter.

Of course I tell her every blond joke I hear or read. :shock:

 

[David LaPell]

My mother is driving down to Framingham, Mass today to visit one of the relatives. I told her what is going to hit that area and from where we are its a 3 hour drive, each way. She has a Ford Escape SUV but she think it will take her anywhere and she's not a great driver. But as I told my sister, Mom's 61 and I can't force her to stay home. Hoping she gets there alright, and getting back Sunday night for her should be a real treat. My mother isn't blond, she's pretty much all grey now which is kind of worse, I referred to them like that as frosted flakes.

 

[Colonialgirl]

I have a friend over in England that tells everyone that she is 5 foot 13 inches tall.

Of COURSE, I'm only around 17 1/2 Stone in weight. :roll: :roll: :roll:

 

[willk]

Yall quit pickin on us blonds. We can't help it.

I managed to make it though undergrad and graduate school but Brenda Lea will tell you (and anyone else who cares to know) that I am truly a blond.

I suppose it just isn't the nicer looking sex that suffers from blondness.

 

[TucsonDirt]

She's not tall when she's sittin' down. :roll:

 

[Colonialgirl]

My mother is driving down to Framingham, Mass today to visit one of the relatives. I told her what is going to hit that area and from where we are its a 3 hour drive, each way. She has a Ford Escape SUV but she think it will take her anywhere and she's not a great driver. But as I told my sister, Mom's 61 and I can't force her to stay home. Hoping she gets there alright, and getting back Sunday night for her should be a real treat. My mother isn't blond, she's pretty much all grey now which is kind of worse, I referred to them like that as frosted flakes.

HEY DAVID;
I'm going to be 74 this month and have NO PROBLEMS driving up to Ty's (Contender) place in N. Carolina alone (Wizofwas went with me last time). It's 650 mile 12 hour drive. I wouldn't be afraid to make the drive your Mom is making, I BET she has a load of road experience in such weather.

 

[Merle1948]

I have a friend over in England that tells everyone that she is 5 foot 13 inches tall.

Of COURSE, I'm only around 17 1/2 Stone in weight. :roll: :roll: :roll:

I used to work with an English women who insisted female stones were MUCH smaller that male stones..... :mrgreen: RIP Shirley.

 

[Racer9]

My Wife was blond, now mostly gray, however she is absolutely brilliant! She put herself through college not once, but twice, and while raising a daughter.

Of course I tell her every blond joke I hear or read. :shock:

Maybe if she wasn't blond, she would have done it right the first time! :mrgreen:



Blond driving a car down the road, sees another blond in the middle of a field, rowing a boat. She stops, gets out and yells, "You're why they keep making fun of us, and if I could swim I'd come out there and kick your butt!"

Blond gets on an airplane destined for Miami, and goes right to first class, but has only a coach ticket. Stewardess says, "you can't sit here, your ticket is for coach." Blond says "I'm blond, I'm going to Florida, and I'll sit wherever I want." Stewardess tells pilot, who says "I'm married to a blond, I'll handle it." He talks to the blond who gets right up and moves back to coach. Stewardess says "what did you say to her?" Pilot says "I told her first class isn't going to Miami!"

 

[graygun]

Do they really have more fun?

 

[Xsales]

The old Philosopher Dennis the Menis once said
"I'm not short, my feet touch the ground"

Gotta love him

 

[pete44ru]

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Yeah, and I'm simply too short for my weight.

According to the charts, I should be 12' 3" tall.

:mrgreen:

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[cruzerlou]

Blond lade cop pulls over a blond lady for speeding. she gets out of her cruiser, walks up to the ladies car and says "your Licenses Please".
The lady says " what's it look like". The Cop replies" it's small and has your picture on it" .

The lady digs around in her purse and comes up with her makeup compact, opens it up , looks at it and says "OH, here it is " and hands it to the cop.
The cop looks at it and says " never mind, if I'd known you were a cop I'd have never pulled you over!!!.
Lou

 

[Mega Twin]

At a doctor visit the other day,the nurse asked me how tall I was,and I told her 6'3".She said are you sure,and I said yes,that's my weight height,my altitude is 5'8" tho.