Bear Thread ! Not Really

[stevemb]

Saw a T-shirt for sale the other day. An online thing. It had that whole saying about "What doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger" line. Under that it said, "Except for bears, they'll just kill ya ! LOL.

 

[baronvoncatania]

I would really like to have that tee shirt! Funny.

 

[stevemb]

Think it was www.roadkilltshirts.com Today, at thru the first three pages, not seeing it yet.

 

[wwb]

Bought a T-shirt a few years ago in Yellowstone.... three backpackers really hoofin' it with a grizzly hot on their tail. Under the picture, it says, "Sometimes it's Okay to Finish Second".

 

[stevemb]

Or...Natural Selection at Work !

 

[gramps]

Steve you are a big tease! :lol:
gramps

 

[redhawker]

Here ya go...
http://www.roadkilltshirts.com/WHAT-DOESNT-KILL-YOU-MAKES-YOU-STRONGER-EXCEPT-FOR-BEARS-BEARS-WILL-KILL-YOU-T-SHIRT-P13883.aspx

 

[stevemb]

Yup ! And this is why we love to endlessly discuss bear guns, bear loads, bear bullets, and quick change undies.

 

[Don Lovel]

one of my neighbors had a 15ft run in with a big black bear on his front porch, bear had a chicken in it's mouth and my buddy tried to shoot it with a rubber buckshot load and his old beater shotgun misfired, he said "I told that bear to just take the to go order of chicken and leave and slammed the cabin door"

he brought the old shotgun over to me to work on, old patrol riot gun that had all the internal parts wallowed out from vibration riding on rough back roads on the butt of the gun over the years

 

[stevemb]

"Just take the to go order".." Now that's funnier than owl squirts !

 

[dougader]

Reminds me of a line from the old Hangover movie:

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas..... except herpes; that **** will come back with you."