Baby's First Doctor Visit

[Colonialgirl]

Baby's First Doctor Visit

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breastfed or bottle-fed.

"Breastfed", she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist." The doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know", she said, "I am his Grandma."
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[Fox Mike]

THAT went out to my eldest daughter...the grandmother.

 

[SAJohn]

That was a really good one.

 

[Jim Puke]

GOOD ONE!!!!!

 

[Mobuck]

I know the feeling since I tend to "jump to conclusions" (very often incorrect BTW).

 

[Merle1948]

Now that was an expensive thrill.... :mrgreen:

 

[gramps]

Now that was an expensive thrill.... :mrgreen:

Perhaps they both enjoyed it? :wink: or she would have protested! :mrgreen:
gramps

 

[don44]

:lol: :lol: Good one!

 

[jlmtr6]

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

 

[Paul B]

That's gotta hurt. :shock:
Paul B.