At the barber shop

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Yesterday was selected as "spring shearing" day simply because the shop was open with a short waiting line and I had 1/2 hour to invest. Typical subjects: politics, KungFlu, a bit of local social indiscretions, and some wildlife observations. I was mostly just listening since I really didn't want to engage in a political argument or KungFlu rant but when the wildlife comments started, I couldn't resist.
One guy claimed to have had numerous sightings of cougars(different than the ones noted in the "social indiscretions") and in fact had seen one on 2 different occasions within the previous month. Since I haven't seen a live cougar I started asking specifics as to where and what time of day these observations had occurred so that I could see one of the animals first hand. Of course that caused a bit of consternation for the guy since I doubt he'd expected someone to ask those questions. He did at least provide a location that is well known to be a heavily used deer travel area so his observation is plausible. Then the conversation moved on to armadillos which he claimed were destroying his Wife's flower beds. I was not aware that the armored possums had made it this far North although the road kill report does indicate a northward migration.
My turn in the chair was coming up but I couldn't resist asking if anyone had noticed any Sasquatch activity. Sure enough, guess who piped up immediately? He had his facts right on que with the location of the eccentric BFRO (Big Foot Research Organization) member who lives up the road from Son's place but didn't have any first hand sightings(darn it, I was really hoping to hear THAT story).
The results of the shearing were worse than expected--6 months w/o seeing one's face allows lots of things to change(NOT improve).
 
Mobuck said:
The results of the shearing were worse than expected--6 months w/o seeing one's face allows lots of things to change(NOT improve).

Did the dog growl at you?

Dave
 
Dave P. said:
Mobuck said:
The results of the shearing were worse than expected--6 months w/o seeing one's face allows lots of things to change(NOT improve).

Did the dog growl at you?

Dave

Something like that happened to me last night.
We rescued a little rat terrier 6 months ago.
I absolutely love the little guy but he appears to be a little dingbat.
Last night, after my shower, I walked out into the living room in my underwear
to get my tablet. He's never seen me in my underwear.
He looked up, barked, backed up and growled at me.
Now at my age, I realize I am no Mr. Universe but really....A little respect for the elderly please.
 
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Rocky's was the last barber shop I was in. Been so long I'm not even sure what year it was.
If I had to guess I would say 1991. Linda trims me up from time to time. I do miss a nice
shave and hot towel tho. ps
 
"First time my oldest daughter saw me without a beard (she was about two) she wouldn't have anything to do with me."
My younger Son was just past a yearling when I shaved the following year after 6 months of having a beard. He cried and wouldn't let me hold him for about a week. The next year, I let him watch me whittle off the beard and all was fine.
Dogs did not growl--I think they just sniffed twice. The guy at the starter/generator shop did have to ask why I was there and did a double take when I told him I'd left an alternator for repair 2 days before.
 
Mobuck said:
Yesterday was selected as "spring shearing" day simply because the shop was open with a short waiting line and I had 1/2 hour to invest. Typical subjects: politics, KungFlu, a bit of local social indiscretions, and some wildlife observations. I was mostly just listening since I really didn't want to engage in a political argument or KungFlu rant but when the wildlife comments started, I couldn't resist.
One guy claimed to have had numerous sightings of cougars(different than the ones noted in the "social indiscretions") and in fact had seen one on 2 different occasions within the previous month. Since I haven't seen a live cougar I started asking specifics as to where and what time of day these observations had occurred so that I could see one of the animals first hand. Of course that caused a bit of consternation for the guy since I doubt he'd expected someone to ask those questions. He did at least provide a location that is well known to be a heavily used deer travel area so his observation is plausible. Then the conversation moved on to armadillos which he claimed were destroying his Wife's flower beds. I was not aware that the armored possums had made it this far North although the road kill report does indicate a northward migration.
My turn in the chair was coming up but I couldn't resist asking if anyone had noticed any Sasquatch activity. Sure enough, guess who piped up immediately? He had his facts right on que with the location of the eccentric BFRO (Big Foot Research Organization) member who lives up the road from Son's place but didn't have any first hand sightings(darn it, I was really hoping to hear THAT story).
The results of the shearing were worse than expected--6 months w/o seeing one's face allows lots of things to change(NOT improve).
,
Saquatch, is social distancing because, well you know! Overloadded
 
They're not called "skunk ape" w/o good reason.
"Social distancing" is a big joke around here. No masks, no "wipe down" of chair/shears/barber's hands, just "gitter done and go" in the barber shop. As far as I can determine, the "precautions" are only being followed by the Koolaid drinkers. I see folks driving ALONE in their car wearing a mask--REALLY, who are you going to infect or who's going to infect you?
 
Everything but the cougars. A decade ago one made into Chicago. There's a bunch of prides in South Dakota and the young males set out to find a mate by following the railroad tracks into the Midwest. The Colorado front range has them all over near towns. Lots of cats and dogs to feast on. And the state game authorities always minimize the threat.
 
Had a college room mate that brought big foot home from the bar often enough that his nickname was Marlin, as in Perkins, “Wild Kingdom”. Maybe we should have called him Jim since he was the one that did all the wrestling.....
 

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