Arizona Humor

Bear Paw Jack · Feb 17, 2015

A Californian and an Arizonian were Elk hunting in the Arizona mountains when an illegal alien runs across a clearing. The Arizonian takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him. "You can't do that!" cried the Californian. "It's legal here in Arizona" replies the Arizonian. Later that night the Californian goes to town to buy some beer from Wal-Mart. He puts the beer on the roof of his truck and while he's making room behind the seat, an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away. The Californian draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him. As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him. "But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Arizona!" protests the Californian. "Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait.

don44 · Feb 17, 2015

gunman42782 · Feb 17, 2015

:lol: :lol:

bogus bill · Feb 17, 2015

O`bama was flying in a helicopter over a river in Louisiana and saw a couple of guys pulling a illegal on water ski`s. He had the pilot land so he could shake the nice guys hands. He wanted to give them a award for being kind to illegals and playing with them. The rednecks said what`cha mean? We are trolling fer alligators!