had just bought a shiny new sports car, and he was eager to show it off to all his Colleagues.
He Parked by the side of the road and opened the driver's side door, when all of a sudden an
eighteen-wheeler truck came out of nowhere and took off the driver's side door with it.
"NOOOO! My Jaguar, my Jaguar!" the lawyer screamed, because he knew that no matter how
good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.
A police officer saw the car without the door and came over to check out if the man was OK.
The lawyer ran up to him yelling, "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH
DRIVER!!!"
"You're a lawyer, aren't you?" asked the officer.
"Yes I am, but what does that have to do with my car?!?" the lawyer asked.
The officer replied, "HA! You lawyers are always wo materialistic. All you care about is your
prestige and your possessions. You must have been holding the car door when it got hit--
I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing, did you?"
The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed, "MY ROLEX!!"
He Parked by the side of the road and opened the driver's side door, when all of a sudden an
eighteen-wheeler truck came out of nowhere and took off the driver's side door with it.
"NOOOO! My Jaguar, my Jaguar!" the lawyer screamed, because he knew that no matter how
good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.
A police officer saw the car without the door and came over to check out if the man was OK.
The lawyer ran up to him yelling, "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH
DRIVER!!!"
"You're a lawyer, aren't you?" asked the officer.
"Yes I am, but what does that have to do with my car?!?" the lawyer asked.
The officer replied, "HA! You lawyers are always wo materialistic. All you care about is your
prestige and your possessions. You must have been holding the car door when it got hit--
I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing, did you?"
The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed, "MY ROLEX!!"
