Looking at the TV tonight and one of the 'take care of everywhere' deodorant ads appeared. Underarm, feet, butt crack, privates. Now, I have wonder, who's job is it to verify these claims?
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Who verifies the results
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First chuckle of the day, thanks Fox Mike...
I'm still baffled by these new 'everywhere' deodorants....
I'm still baffled by these new 'everywhere' deodorants....
No time for a shower? Just spray your whole body with this stuff. 
Tired of that nagging brown stain? Using too much toilet paper? Try our new product.....
Dingleberry Be Gone!
It's a revolutionary new concept made with a depilitory, a non irritating abrasive and a fresh mint flavor/scent!
Now your sharts will gently be wiped away leaving you with a clean feeling and smelling rear-end.
No longer will you be called a stankass! You will be as clean as a pardon just issued this morning.
This message would be approved by Biden if he could remember the words....
Dingleberry Be Gone!
It's a revolutionary new concept made with a depilitory, a non irritating abrasive and a fresh mint flavor/scent!
Now your sharts will gently be wiped away leaving you with a clean feeling and smelling rear-end.
No longer will you be called a stankass! You will be as clean as a pardon just issued this morning.
This message would be approved by Biden if he could remember the words....
OP
I always figured if you have an odor from a 'specific area', that is offensive to others, then you aren't standing close enough to the soap and water
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