Trumpagator

[loiblb]

Even the critters are going Trumps way.
A orange-ish animal is now a “Trumpagator.” because it is same color as Trumps hair.

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/02/09/strange-orange-alligator-turns-heads-in-south-carolina.html

 

[Jeepnik]

For heaven's sake, don't let it anywhere near California. See, out here the trap a gator someone put into a local lake for the gators own good. Seems it only grew a few feet while in the wild. Yep, they protected it so well the killed it. Then stuck a ringer in it's place at the zoo so no one would know.

But you know what they say about secrets. Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

 

[gramps]

A steady diet of Flamingos, Rosetta Spoondills etc will do that.
gramps ( I don't know, I made that up)