coach
Hunter
It’s all fun and games until somebody gets knocked up. :wink:
Truisms
- Thread starter coach
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Or knocked OUT.
JohnBoy
Blackhawk
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- City & State/Province
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It takes a big dog to weigh a ton.
Ain't by far not a done deal neither. :roll:
Ain't by far not a done deal neither. :roll:
A man never stands so tall as when he stoops to smack the crap out of an unruly brat.
You don't walk on the railroad track, you don't get hit by the train.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to use the internet and he won't bother you again for six or eight months.
You don't walk on the railroad track, you don't get hit by the train.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to use the internet and he won't bother you again for six or eight months.
ronto
Hunter
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
mike campbell
Single-Sixer
4-wheel drives get you stuck.
Gortex gets you wet.
Radar detectors get you tickets.
Condoms get you pregnant.
Gortex gets you wet.
Radar detectors get you tickets.
Condoms get you pregnant.
Selena
Hunter
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- A long way from heaven and far too close to Chicag
If it's stupid and it works it ain't stupid.
When you are up to you butt in alligators it's hard to remember you are there to drain the swamp.
The teen keeping their back seat full of boxes isn't filling it with children.
Better to have and not need than need and not have.
Siblings give you pleasure and joy, it's a pleasure to see them visit and a joy to see them leave.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is a matter of depth.
Money can't buy happiness but it can buy cows, cows give milk and milk gives ice cream. Ice cream makes me happy.
The story of mankind is finding innovating ways to make the same stupid mistakes
When all is said and done there is usually more said than done.
The only place more dangerous than a between a mother and her child is between a fool and his idiocy.
Never ask questions unless you are sure you want to know the answer.
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your children.
Parenthood is the art of staying silent when the nipper makes the same stupid mistake you made 20 years ago.
Never annoy a creature meaner than you are.
I have a degree in chemical engineering and PMS- Leave Me alone!
When a sentence starts with "if you really love me..." It's a good sign he doesn't love you.
When you are up to you butt in alligators it's hard to remember you are there to drain the swamp.
The teen keeping their back seat full of boxes isn't filling it with children.
Better to have and not need than need and not have.
Siblings give you pleasure and joy, it's a pleasure to see them visit and a joy to see them leave.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is a matter of depth.
Money can't buy happiness but it can buy cows, cows give milk and milk gives ice cream. Ice cream makes me happy.
The story of mankind is finding innovating ways to make the same stupid mistakes
When all is said and done there is usually more said than done.
The only place more dangerous than a between a mother and her child is between a fool and his idiocy.
Never ask questions unless you are sure you want to know the answer.
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your children.
Parenthood is the art of staying silent when the nipper makes the same stupid mistake you made 20 years ago.
Never annoy a creature meaner than you are.
I have a degree in chemical engineering and PMS- Leave Me alone!
When a sentence starts with "if you really love me..." It's a good sign he doesn't love you.
never take a shower with a cat... the only truism more important is to never EVER take a shower with two cats.
(I actually tried to do this once)
(I actually tried to do this once)
While money cannot buy happiness, it can certainly help you look for it in a lotta places.
375supermag
Blackhawk
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Why ???blume357 said:
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A corporation is an ingenius device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.
A liberal is a man who is willing to spend someone else’s money.
A man that don’t lie ain’t got nuthin’ to say.
A radical is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air.
Follow the money.
Forgive your enemies - but don’t forget their names.
A corporation is an ingenius device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.
A liberal is a man who is willing to spend someone else’s money.
A man that don’t lie ain’t got nuthin’ to say.
A radical is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air.
Follow the money.
Forgive your enemies - but don’t forget their names.
Pat-inCO
Hawkeye
The only time success comes before work, is in the dictionary.
If you always do what you always did,
you will always get what you always got.
Was it one hundred hours of experience or one hour
repeated one hundred times?
Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you
are supervised and to carry money without spending it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
I don't worry about terrorism, I was married, TWICE!
Common sense is so rare these days that more than half the people
must consider it a super power; that they will never attain!
You just can't fix stupid, but drunk and stupid?
Well it's just hard to stay alive.
So many liberals have so much hate in their hearts and chips on their
shoulder so big, it has crushed their souls down to an ugly lump of
coal. Why else would they lie about so many things?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool
table in the cafeteria of a mental institution.
Liberals seldom allow facts to interfere with their hysteria.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember what you said.
Some days you are the dog, some days you are the hydrant.
I have gotten to the point that I really don't care if someone gets
offended by what I say. I *AM* offended by the Politically Correct
wussification of our society! Since I am old, white, middle-class,
gun owning, tax paying, retired AMERICAN CITIZEN that gets along
with the Cops AND NO ONE CARES IF I'M OFFENDED BY
SOMETHING THEY SAY,
why should I care if they are offended by what I say?
If you always do what you always did,
you will always get what you always got.
Was it one hundred hours of experience or one hour
repeated one hundred times?
Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you
are supervised and to carry money without spending it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
I don't worry about terrorism, I was married, TWICE!
Common sense is so rare these days that more than half the people
must consider it a super power; that they will never attain!
You just can't fix stupid, but drunk and stupid?
Well it's just hard to stay alive.
So many liberals have so much hate in their hearts and chips on their
shoulder so big, it has crushed their souls down to an ugly lump of
coal. Why else would they lie about so many things?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool
table in the cafeteria of a mental institution.
Liberals seldom allow facts to interfere with their hysteria.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember what you said.
Some days you are the dog, some days you are the hydrant.
I have gotten to the point that I really don't care if someone gets
offended by what I say. I *AM* offended by the Politically Correct
wussification of our society! Since I am old, white, middle-class,
gun owning, tax paying, retired AMERICAN CITIZEN that gets along
with the Cops AND NO ONE CARES IF I'M OFFENDED BY
SOMETHING THEY SAY,
why should I care if they are offended by what I say?
SAJohn
Hunter
Selena said:
mike campbell said:
This, absolutely this, well said. Tough for me to get pregnant, and I was blessed not to be responsible, but the other three have happened more than once each.............
