This heard today..........(Joke)

[Bob Wright]

A man was sitting watching a football game when his wife sashayed into the living room.

"How do you like my new dress?" she asked her husband.

"Ummmm......O.K." he responded.

A mite sharply she asked, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'UMMM.....O.K.?"

"Well," he replied, "with this stay-at-home covid-19 stuff, you have put on a little weight."



His death certificate read "Covid-19 related."



Bob Wright

 

[Colonialgirl]

Copied to be forwarded to others.

 

[gramps]

Yep, he never heard the shot!
gramps

 

[Mobuck]

How true it is.
I'm the only one I know who has lost weight this summer. With Grouch Attack at home most of the year, I've spent even more time outside (away from food) than before. Having a couple of dental issues made it worse. Good thing I didn't throw all those 32" waist jeans away.