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I used to go to Las Vegas on business 3 or 4 times a year and did so for over 20 years. If they had to depend on my gambling losses to finance their casinos, they'd be hard put to afford a single ashtray.
A few years ago I thought about adopting 1 or 2 wild mustangs when their herd needed to be removed/relocated from some desert area. After much consideration I figured it would be cheaper to remarry!
As of today, no mustangs in the pasture, no ring on my finger, but I do have a nice fishing boat, a couple of new guns and money in my pocket...