Sign seen today......

[Bob Wright]

We, Nita and I, ate at a new-to-us restaurant today in the town of Covington, Tennessee. On the walls were various humorous signs. This one caught my eye:

"A friend will go your bail when you are in jail.

A true friend will be sitting next to saying "D__n! That was fun!"

Another: "Raising a teenager is like nailing Jello to a tree."

Bob Wright

 

[eveled]

My Dads born in April. His birth stone is diamond. He wore a beautiful diamond in a nice setting. He said it was his bail money.

 

[coach]

One I remember seeing long ago.
“Their is no limit to what a man can do.
If he doesn’t mind who gets the credit.”

 

[Colonel Daddy]

Several great ones! I want to share the one about raising teenagers, tho in our case it didn't apply.

 

[Mus408]

A big plus on that last one!

 

[Jeepnik]

As to the third, I'm not real sure. With two boys I'm positive I have no idea about all of their antics so...