Romance?

[gramps]

There was a girl at a dance, having fun. She sneezed, and her artificial eye popped out. This gentleman dove and caught it before it hit the floor. She popped the eye back in place, they started chatting, then dancing. He walked her home, and ended up spending the night. In the AM, he asked if she treated all guys like this? Whereupon she stated shyly "no only the ones that catch my eye"!
gramps

 

[graygun]

groan...

 

[nekvermont]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[pawncop]

Ugh, just ugh.

 

[exavid]

Well done gramps!

 

[FastEd]

NYUK! NYUK!

 

[don44]

 

[gunzo]

As he was leaving he told her that he would be back someday, & she said............I'll keep an eye out for ya.

 

[4kdave]

Now that's funny also !!!!!!!

 

[GhosT]

I have no idea why, but that actually put a grin on my face..... lol
Thanks gramps for that bad joke

 

[wwb]

There was a very pretty girl who lost an eye in an accident. Her family was very poor, and couldn't afford a glass prosthetic, so her father carved one out of wood. Because it was quite obvious, she wasn't a popular date at the high school dances.

A new family moved to town who had a son who had a severe limp.

The girl saw him standing alone at the dance, and realizing how he felt, walked over to him and said, "Would you like to dance?"

He responded enthusiastically, "Would I ?! Would I ?!"

To which she angrily responded, "Gimp !!! Gimp !!!"

 

[Chuckbuster II]

You guys all need a sensitivity class or something....