Racing Snails

[gasbag]

I recently became involved in the sport of racing snails.

It dawned on me that if I removed the heavy shell the snail would be able to move faster.

But now...






They're just sluggish.

 

[Colonialgirl]

:roll: :roll: :roll: GROAN !!!

 

[gasbag]

Hmmm.
Tough crowd..........

 

[Taterman]

 

[Fox Mike]

WAY too much spare time. :roll: :roll:

 

[tunnug]

My racing snail drives a car with a big "S" painted on the side, when people see it go by they say " Wow! look at that S car go".........................waca waca

 

[Psb1911]

I'd eat em!

 

[RoninPA]

:roll: :roll: :roll: GROAN !!!

Now there's the pot calling the kettle black

 

[Jimbo357mag]

So how do you remove the shell?

 

[toysoldier]

So how do you remove the shell?

A strong electric charge. Haven't you heard of shell shock?

 

[Colonialgirl]

:roll: :roll: :roll: GROAN !!!

Now there's the pot calling the kettle black

I learned that from others here on the forum and thought that was the right response.

 

[Jimbo357mag]

So how do you remove the shell?

A strong electric charge. Haven't you heard of shell shock?

I was thinking more of an acid bath.

 

[SR1911SHOOTER]

So how do you remove the shell?

VEEEERRRRRY carefully!
:roll: