QuarantineHumor

[wwb]

Staying home and bored stiff..... finished 3 books today, and let me tell you - that's a lot of coloring.

 

[Snake45]

The thing I'm having the most trouble with is "don't touch your face." I'd never realized how hard it is to pick your nose without touching your face!

 

[hittman]

I just finished reading the internet.

 

[Jimbo357mag]

Be sure you don't eat snacks straight outa the bag or box. For your own sake put them on a plate with other healthy snacks like carrot sticks and stuffed celery. I don't know how much longer I can hold out here at home. :mrgreen:

 

[Pat-inCO]

I've been reading a whole lot on the internet. I even go to the end of it.
BUT there's no "turn around" button!

 

[Jimbo357mag]

I've been reading a whole lot on the internet. I even go to the end of it.
BUT there's no "turn around" button!

You have to buy a special machine that will rewind the internet. :mrgreen:

 

[redhawker]

What do you do when you get to the end of the internet?

 

[hittman]

What do you do when you get to the end of the internet?

Dr. Jordan Petersons book.

 

[finesse_r]

What do you do when you get to the end of the internet?

Wake Up!

 

[OVERLOADDED]

I just finished reading the internet.

Was that a signed copy by Al Gore? Overloadded

 

[Poco Oso]

What do you do when you get to the end of the internet?

Here ya go.

http://theendofinternet.com

 

[Captain America]

I watch a lot of YouTube videos so my suggested videos can be funny, most are informative, this one is scary....

https://youtu.be/mebcvnWc7ag

 

[Justice B. Swift]

Do what I do. Get on the "net" and order more reloading supplies. I just ordered 2k cast bullets for 32 mag, 400 for .223 bolt rifle, 500 for .380 ACP and 1k for .41 mag. When added to 4K of 44 special/ mag and 3k for .38/357 that I had on hand I'm gonna be reloading for some time.
The up side is that I'll have time to teach my daughter all about reloading so she can help fill the cases she helped too empty. And when we get domestic clearance to return to the range, we'll be well supplied with Ammo for some time.

 

[chm270]

I bought a ROKU box at Wal Mart for 39 bucks.
Some of the best money I've spent in a while! LOTS of FREE programs through your wi-fi connection.
Most newer TVs have it built in. I had stopped watching TV some time ago, so my older (new type) TV is still "new".
The external unit works great!

 

[finesse_r]

I watch a lot of YouTube videos so my suggested videos can be funny, most are informative, this one is scary....

https://youtu.be/mebcvnWc7ag

That video could give a person nightmares.

 

[coach]

I watch a lot of YouTube videos so my suggested videos can be funny, most are informative, this one is scary....

https://youtu.be/mebcvnWc7ag

A bunch of people that should be quarantined. :shock: :roll:

 

[Mega Twin]

What do you do when you get to the end of the internet?

Don't be fined,rewind!

 

[redhawker]

What do you do when you get to the end of the internet?

Here ya go.

http://theendofinternet.com

Congratulations !!!



You have found The End of Internet !!



You have now seen everything worth seeing in the virtual world,
so please turn off the computer and step outside the door to face reality.

Meet people in real life, have a chat with them face to face, play with the kids in the streets.
You are free to do whatever you want to do.

Oh...no...probably not a good idea right now.

 

[Poco Oso]

That thought came to mind, but I had bookmarked the site several years ago, and it kind of was an answer to the question. That was before we had today's issues. Maybe instead, go into the bathroom and have a nice conversation, in the mirror, with yourself. (Count your rolls of t.p. while you're there) Take a nice long walk in the garage. Look out the window and enjoy nature. :mrgreen:

 

[toysoldier]

I downloaded a pattern and instructions for making a cloth mask. The instructions were not up to Simplicity standards, and it was a little challenging. I came up with my own pattern, a long conical mask like the plague doctors used. I used a tan fabric for the outer layer, so it looks like a bird's beak. I haven't worn it out yet, but I expect to get a few chuckles, along with strange looks. It's actually practical, as it has a lot more filtration area, and is easier to breath through.

 

[Fox Mike]

My friend sent me a line that is so true. When asked if he took the COVD-19 seriously he said that they closed the churches and they closed the casinos. Now when God and the Devil agree on something, he listens.

 

[wwb]

This thing has turned us into dogs - we roam the house looking for food, we're told "NO!" if we get too close to strangers, we look forward to going for a ride in the car, and we get excited when the mailman arrives.

 

[Aqualung]

This thing has turned us into dogs - we roam the house looking for food, we're told "NO!" if we get too close to strangers, we look forward to going for a ride in the car, and we get excited when the mailman arrives.

Or cats...we're to sit on the couch, distance ourselves from people, have our food brought to us and clean ourselves constantly...

As for masks, I got a good supply of some N95 masks for Mrs. Aqualung and me. They were expensive, but you can't put a price on safety...

PM me if interested, I think my guy could hook you up, too... :wink:

Stay safe and healthy Folks.

Aqualung

 

[wolfsong]

Duct tape makes a good mask/barrier...

 

[Rick Courtright]

Duct tape makes a good mask/barrier...

HI,

Melania told Trump to wear a mask. He says he's not gonna. Is he afraid she'd put a "home made" one on him? ;)

Rick C

 

[wwb]

Went to the grocery store this morning. They said to be sure to wear a mask. Everybody else had clothes on, too.

 

[RICHP]

Just posted this in that other thread. Chuck Norris was exposed to the virus, it (the virus)is in quarantine for two weeks.