caryc
Hawkeye
One of the latest car commercials advertising it's latest gimmick says it's got Pac Smat.
Anyone wanna guess what that is?
Anyone wanna guess what that is?
Pac Smat
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JFB
Hunter
allows a smart =ss to park (and pull out) their car in a tight space preventing others from opening their doors
bogus bill
Hunter
I am a big fat guy. A couple years ago I and my wife came out of a shop and getting ready to get in our truck. A woman pulled into the space by my drivers door maybe six inch`s away. I asked her if she could pull out so I could get in. She gave some smart answer and wouldn't move. I asked her was she really married?
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caryc
Hawkeye
Yep, it's park smart but in the commercial they are actually saying it as pac smat, making fun of a Boston accent. Hmmm...I wonder how long that commercial will be on the air?
I'll bet Bostonian's don't appreciate it.
I'll bet Bostonian's don't appreciate it.
"Pahk smaht!"
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caryc
Hawkeye
Ale-8(1) said:
Sorry, I didn't know how to spell it. :mrgreen:
Colonialgirl
Hawkeye
bogus bill said:
Hope you waited until she got out and left the area and THEN put a NICE dent and paint scrape on her door.
graygun
Hunter
Ale-8(1) said:
That's it. My mother was from NH and I never liked that accent.
Big Old Boy
Hunter
Park smart leave room for the cars next to you or you may come back to a damaged car.
Years ago at a job site a laundry truck blocked me in. I asked them to let me out they refused. I sat and waited for about ten minutes for them to return.
A while later I came across the truck parked where I had been. I parked and the truck ended up sitting for six hours before I returned.
They called me, their boss called me. The site security called me. I told them all that I was busy and would e there just as soon as I could. They threatened to have my truck towed. I said I was legally parked. And if anyone moved the truck I’d report the theft.
Next time someone parks too close bring another vehicle and sandwich them in. Stand and watch with the cops on speed dial. Let them know if they damage your vehicle and leave you’ll report the hit and run. Video included.
A while later I came across the truck parked where I had been. I parked and the truck ended up sitting for six hours before I returned.
They called me, their boss called me. The site security called me. I told them all that I was busy and would e there just as soon as I could. They threatened to have my truck towed. I said I was legally parked. And if anyone moved the truck I’d report the theft.
Next time someone parks too close bring another vehicle and sandwich them in. Stand and watch with the cops on speed dial. Let them know if they damage your vehicle and leave you’ll report the hit and run. Video included.
I've got one also..
MANY years ago, I was in a full size '72 LTD (2 door with LONG doors)parked in front of a store. A woman pulled in next to my car, opened her door and REALLY hit the passenger door of my car.
I waited until she came back out and got in her car.
I unlatched the door, put two feet against it and gave it one helluva kick.
Never forget the look on her face.
Another good one is once, one of my old bosses was parked at a Wal mart waiting for his wife.
A guy pulls up in an S10 and opens the door and dumps his full ash tray on the ground.
Boss waited til the guy went inside, walked over to the S10, scooped up the butts and threw them on the front seat.
MANY years ago, I was in a full size '72 LTD (2 door with LONG doors)parked in front of a store. A woman pulled in next to my car, opened her door and REALLY hit the passenger door of my car.
I waited until she came back out and got in her car.
I unlatched the door, put two feet against it and gave it one helluva kick.
Never forget the look on her face.
Another good one is once, one of my old bosses was parked at a Wal mart waiting for his wife.
A guy pulls up in an S10 and opens the door and dumps his full ash tray on the ground.
Boss waited til the guy went inside, walked over to the S10, scooped up the butts and threw them on the front seat.
rugerguy211
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caryc said:
Actually, we loved the commercial.
All of the people (actors) in it are native Bostonians, except of course Big Papi, but we see him as one of us anyway.
So, next time yuhrin in Bahston, pahk ya cah around the connah using that smaht pahk thing in ya cah. Then go inta the stoah and buy yaself a tonic.
bogus bill
Hunter
[Hope you waited until she got out and left the area and THEN put a NICE dent and paint scrape on her door.]
No, I didnt. I aint that petty. However if she had been a he, it would have been a different story. Frankly I never had a guy pull that on me but can remember two such incidents with women.
No, I didnt. I aint that petty. However if she had been a he, it would have been a different story. Frankly I never had a guy pull that on me but can remember two such incidents with women.
bogus bill
Hunter
Just remember a road rage incident I got in many years ago when I was younger and dumber. I was driving and a car with four wild teen age boys kept zooming up fast like they were going to rear end me on purpose and then back off. They did this three or four times until we came to a stoplight and then he got in the left turn lane alongside me.
It was a hot day, his windows were down and I hollered over "Try that again and I will pull your head off and stick it up your azz!" The driver yelled, yeah? I can take you! That really torked me. It was a busy intersection but all the same I was so mad I jumped out and let my truck block traffic. The guy riding shotgun was closest so I attempted to drag him out. The driver screeched out. Then instead of making his left turn, I hadn't noticed that my dog Rusty had jumped out and it looked like the driver was trying to run him over! He narrowly missed rusty but the dog jumped out of the way. It probably took me two light changes to run rusty down and get him back in the truck. Meanwhile I suspect I had stopped close to seventy vehicles through a couple of light changes.
Another time I was walking down the street near my house. A VW again loaded with four teens had pulled over on the wrong side of the street, the driver had got out and was tugging on another teenager who was clinging to a street or stop sign. They seen me walking towards them, the driver let the kid go and got back in. The other teen ran up the street. Then again the driver zoomed up that street, turned around came back my direction hopping two front yards trying to hit the youth. The youth dodged him, the driver made a U turn to try it again right in front of me! He had his window open, I yelled STOP!, and at the same time grabbed him by his shirt or jacket front and pulled him about a third way through the window. Not a good idea. I also pulled him off the clutch and the VW lurched ahead scuffing up my right arm and I had some of his shirt ripped off in my hands. The passenger was steering and the two guys in the back seat were giving me the fingers. I had been wearing a stetson and it was on the car roof but blew off.
It was a hot day, his windows were down and I hollered over "Try that again and I will pull your head off and stick it up your azz!" The driver yelled, yeah? I can take you! That really torked me. It was a busy intersection but all the same I was so mad I jumped out and let my truck block traffic. The guy riding shotgun was closest so I attempted to drag him out. The driver screeched out. Then instead of making his left turn, I hadn't noticed that my dog Rusty had jumped out and it looked like the driver was trying to run him over! He narrowly missed rusty but the dog jumped out of the way. It probably took me two light changes to run rusty down and get him back in the truck. Meanwhile I suspect I had stopped close to seventy vehicles through a couple of light changes.
Another time I was walking down the street near my house. A VW again loaded with four teens had pulled over on the wrong side of the street, the driver had got out and was tugging on another teenager who was clinging to a street or stop sign. They seen me walking towards them, the driver let the kid go and got back in. The other teen ran up the street. Then again the driver zoomed up that street, turned around came back my direction hopping two front yards trying to hit the youth. The youth dodged him, the driver made a U turn to try it again right in front of me! He had his window open, I yelled STOP!, and at the same time grabbed him by his shirt or jacket front and pulled him about a third way through the window. Not a good idea. I also pulled him off the clutch and the VW lurched ahead scuffing up my right arm and I had some of his shirt ripped off in my hands. The passenger was steering and the two guys in the back seat were giving me the fingers. I had been wearing a stetson and it was on the car roof but blew off.
bogus bill
Hunter
Thought of a funny one that involved my dad. This was in the late seventy's and my dad was retired. They lived in Wisconsin and drove out to see me in California. I had to work so they decided to go to my church's prayer meeting one night. The next day my mother told me the story.
Dad likely screwed up in traffic although neither knew what he did wrong. A car pulled alongside, again a hot night and both had their windows down. The guy swore violently at dad. That wasn't good enough and at the next light and at the next intersection the guy blocked dad, got out and walked back to dads truck swearing at him. I guess sitting there he probably thought dad was just a gray headed old man. He made a mistake. Dad peeled his 6ft 5"s out of the truck grabbed him by the shirt front, mom said lifted him right off the ground, cocked his fist back and told him one more word and I will break your nose! Mom told me the story and my dad never bothered to tell me anything.
Dad likely screwed up in traffic although neither knew what he did wrong. A car pulled alongside, again a hot night and both had their windows down. The guy swore violently at dad. That wasn't good enough and at the next light and at the next intersection the guy blocked dad, got out and walked back to dads truck swearing at him. I guess sitting there he probably thought dad was just a gray headed old man. He made a mistake. Dad peeled his 6ft 5"s out of the truck grabbed him by the shirt front, mom said lifted him right off the ground, cocked his fist back and told him one more word and I will break your nose! Mom told me the story and my dad never bothered to tell me anything.
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caryc
Hawkeye
bogus bill said:
That's why you should be careful about road rage whether it's you or the other guy that starts it. You never know what kind of guy is in that other car.
