Colonialgirl
Hawkeye
SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS:
We will heel you.
We will save your sole.
We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
Blind man driving.
Sign over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.
On a septic tank truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels.
At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.
On a plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed.
On another plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout.
On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.
In a non-smoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
will take appropriate action.
On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push.
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the electric company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.
At a propane filling station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.
In a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.
And the best one for last;
Sign on the back of another septic tank truck:
Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises
We will heel you.
We will save your sole.
We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
Blind man driving.
Sign over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.
On a septic tank truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels.
At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.
On a plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed.
On another plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout.
On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.
In a non-smoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
will take appropriate action.
On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push.
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the electric company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.
At a propane filling station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.
In a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.
And the best one for last;
Sign on the back of another septic tank truck:
Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises
