Oh so true!

[Cooperhawk]

Police Stop::::::
A police stop at 2am

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife." :shock:

 

[loaded round]

LMAO! Been there, done that!

 

[45Colt_Man]

I do believe I've been there a time or twenty myself.

Dana

 

[Chuckbuster II]

I think it was Loretta Lynn that did the song "Don't come home from Drinkin' with Lovin' on your Mind..."

 

[graygun]

Reminds me of two DWIs.

 

[Dan in MI]

Had that discussion a time or two early in my marriage.


Then there was, Why didn't you call and tell me you were going to be late? I responded, To get yelled at TWICE? Nope, either you can rant when I get home, or on the phone, but not both. (BTW this applies for ANY reason)