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The muslin and the cow
A cop in London stops a muslin leading a cow down the street. He asks "What are you doing with a cow in the middle of town?" The muslin says, "I am taking it home to keep it in my house."
The copper asks, "What about all the flies, the poop and the stink?"
The muslin thinks a moment and replies, "The cow will just have to get used to it".
muslin facts
Q. What do you call a muslin who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q. How do muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.
Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.
Q. What do you call a muslin who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.
Q: What’s the difference between Dar al-islam and Dannon yogurt?
A: The yogurt has a living culture.
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Did you know that those who say that all muslims are not terrorists are the same people who say all cops are violent racists?
the nun and the muslin
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A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a muslin man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp.
Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her
direction, requiring her to deflect it.
He finished the box and threw it out the window.
Seeing this, she had enough, and pulled the Emergency Cord.
The muslin looked at her and said, “You’ll get fined $250 for doing
that, you stupid, worthless Catholic infidel.”
She laughed and said, “When I cry out rape and they
smell your fingers, you’ll get 10 years, you towel headed camel-molester !
The muslin and the cow
A cop in London stops a muslin leading a cow down the street. He asks "What are you doing with a cow in the middle of town?" The muslin says, "I am taking it home to keep it in my house."
The copper asks, "What about all the flies, the poop and the stink?"
The muslin thinks a moment and replies, "The cow will just have to get used to it".
muslin facts
Q. What do you call a muslin who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q. How do muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.
Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.
Q. What do you call a muslin who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.
Q: What’s the difference between Dar al-islam and Dannon yogurt?
A: The yogurt has a living culture.
******************************
Did you know that those who say that all muslims are not terrorists are the same people who say all cops are violent racists?
the nun and the muslin
********
A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a muslin man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp.
Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her
direction, requiring her to deflect it.
He finished the box and threw it out the window.
Seeing this, she had enough, and pulled the Emergency Cord.
The muslin looked at her and said, “You’ll get fined $250 for doing
that, you stupid, worthless Catholic infidel.”
She laughed and said, “When I cry out rape and they
smell your fingers, you’ll get 10 years, you towel headed camel-molester !
