Hoss is in Jail

[FastEd]

Hoss was caught in the act. He uprooted our Home Security sign and chewed up both the sign and the post.
Now he has to be shown that he is not really the boss around here.

 

[Selena]

Hoss was caught in the act. He uprooted our Home Security sign and chewed up both the sign and the post.
Now he has to be shown that he is not really the boss around here.

Poor little puppy, bad owner! BAD!

 

[Kevin]

Oh come on it makes a nice chant. " H.O.S.S. Hoss is the Boss!"

But be careful he might eat his way out of that flimsy crate.

 

[6gun]

No Hoss was simply taking the signs down cause he is grown up now and has become your Security and figured the signs were no longer needed no reason to punish him. do we need to chant free Hoss, free Hoss to get the evil jailer to set him free? :lol:

 

[JFB]

do we need to chant free Hoss, free Hoss to get the evil jailer to set him free? :lol:

FREE HOSS! FREE HOSS!

 

[Sturgis270]

Little guy was just trying to stop the growling down in his tummy. Still a growing boy!

 

[Kevin]

And really, when you think about it, a new sign would be cheaper than a dog crate big enough.

Do we really need to start a poll? How many think Hoss should be set free?

 

[FastEd]

And really, when you think about it, a new sign would be cheaper than a dog crate big enough.

Do we really need to start a poll? How many think Hoss should be set free?

You should try to put up with him for a week before you vote on that...

 

[wwb]

WRONGLY CONVICTED !!!

I'm going to contact the innocence project and get him out of the slammer..... all the evidence was purely circumstantial.... no eyewitnesses. The dirt and splinters on his muzzle came from his attempt to replace the sign.

Just like the case of Reuben "Hurricane" Carter, justice will be served.

 

[nekvermont]

Seeing that dog always brings a smile to my face.... even if he is in jail.

 

[Selena]

And really, when you think about it, a new sign would be cheaper than a dog crate big enough.

Do we really need to start a poll? How many think Hoss should be set free?

You should try to put up with him for a week before you vote on that...

The only way Hoss would be safe around here would be if you took LR. A week away from LR... Stay right there, I'll deliver him!

 

[Viking Queen]

I don't care what he did, he sure has the "pitiful dog" look down just right. A few years from now you will be laughing about all the interesting things he did while a pup. I promise, it does get better. . . . Eventually.

Hugs to you and Hoss! Viking Queen

 

[Fox Mike]

MEAN HUMAN! Look at that poor pitiful "I'm sorry" face. How could ANYONE want to jail him? Get the poll started...I, and Ms Linda, will sign.

 

[Wyandot Jim]

FREE HOSS! FREE HOSS!

 

[Cholo]

Attica! Attica!

(play Freebird)

:wink:

 

[6gun]

Free him now, don't make us come protest your house, the Bundy ranch incident will look small compared to us. :lol:

 

[eric conrad]

Someone call the Buckhorn. Its time the boys made a raid to that Yankee state of Ohio. OH! bring beer and beer nuts.
Eric

 

[Colonialgirl]

Look at them big sad eyes; He didn't know that the sign wasn't there for his entertainment and besides he NEEDED something to chew on; Better get him some BIG beef bones.

 

[Viking Queen]

Did ya let him out yet?

And I want to know what charming things the pup has done today

VQ

 

[Selena]

Did ya let him out yet?

And I want to know what charming things the pup has done today

VQ

Fast Ed can't be the type mean enough to keep a puppy locked up this long for just being a puppy.

 

[Viking Queen]

Did ya let him out yet?

And I want to know what charming things the pup has done today

VQ

Fast Ed can't be the type mean enough to keep a puppy locked up this long for just being a puppy.

Oh, Selena, I was just joshing with Ed on letting Hoss out. You can tell from the picture of him holding the pup, and from his posts that he is a kind soul and wouldn't keep Hoss in jail for long.

Boy I remember some of the stuff my pup pulled 12 yrs ago. . . Never knew that one of those Double rolls of TP could cover so much territory when unrolled and fluffed up by a happy Standard poodle pup. :shock: :shock: That was the least of what she did! But puppyhood is sooo worth all the fun stuff they do.

VQ

 

[FastEd]

Did ya let him out yet?

And I want to know what charming things the pup has done today

VQ

He is out but still on probation. He is confined to the front porch today.
I also threatened to give him a bath. That hurt him worse than anything.

 

[gramps]

OMG Ed, a bath! The height of torture for man and beast! Poor Hoss.
gramps

 

[Wyandot Jim]

A BATH Just WHO did he rub fur with while in JAIL

 

[Fox Mike]

Now you threaten to water torture him. Poor Hoss. All this negative treatment over one little sign.

 

[4kdave]

Ed, you should be ashamed of yourself for putting "Big Hoss" in the slammer. Wasn't you a kid before you grew up ?? The big guy was just tell'in you that he is the only Security you need !!!

 

[FastEd]

Ed, you should be ashamed of yourself for putting "Big Hoss" in the slammer. Wasn't you a kid before you grew up ?? The big guy was just tell'in you that he is the only Security you need !!!

Hoss has a long way to go before you can call him a watch dog.
If John Dillinger himself walked in Hoss would grab his ball and beg him to play.
I have never seen him get hostile with anybody.
If he doesn't know you he just sits and watches.
He just sees everybody as a possible playmate.

 

[Selena]

Ed, you should be ashamed of yourself for putting "Big Hoss" in the slammer. Wasn't you a kid before you grew up ?? The big guy was just tell'in you that he is the only Security you need !!!

Hoss has a long way to go before you can call him a watch dog.
If John Dillinger himself walked in Hoss would grab his ball and beg him to play.
I have never seen him get hostile with anybody.
If he doesn't know you he just sits and watches.
He just sees everybody as a possible playmate.

Of course, when a child doesn't find the love and affection they need in the home they look elsewhere.

 

[FastEd]

Ed, you should be ashamed of yourself for putting "Big Hoss" in the slammer. Wasn't you a kid before you grew up ?? The big guy was just tell'in you that he is the only Security you need !!!

Hoss has a long way to go before you can call him a watch dog.
If John Dillinger himself walked in Hoss would grab his ball and beg him to play.
I have never seen him get hostile with anybody.
If he doesn't know you he just sits and watches.
He just sees everybody as a possible playmate.

It has a direct bearing on how many MilkBones you have in your pocket.


Of course, when a child doesn't find the love and affection they need in the home they look elsewhere.

 

[Tensaw]

If it is a first offense set him free with a warning and play ball with him. Around here criminals are out on the street with a rap sheet as long as Hoss' tail.