This coronavirus has impacted about everything in our life. My wife is an avid quilter and sewing fanatic, and today she received an email with instructions for making homemade face masks to protect against the virus. I guess any barrier is better than none, although viruses are small enough to easily pass through any fabric that might be used to make a mask. I told my wife to make me a mask by using two layers of fabric, laid with the grain of the material at a 90 degree angle to each other. She was amenable to that request. But then I asked her if she could embroider "N.R.A." on the front of the mask and I guess now I am out of luck! I tried to tell her that it was a tribute to the icon of the left, FDR for his major socialist program to fight the Depression, the National Recovery Act, but she didn't buy it.