HOME SECURITY

[Scout943]

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer and I'm saving $49.95 a month

 

[GunnyGene]

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer and I'm saving $49.95 a month

:lol: :lol: You might be on to something there. How do your neighbors feel about it? :wink:

 

[willk]

 

[Scout943]

GUNNYGENE They all moved ! I cant understand why ! ?

 

[Jimbo357mag]

I have a van with dark windows watching my house after posting some stuff on the internet. ---- Easy.

 

[graygun]

I have a van with dark windows watching my house after posting some stuff on the internet. ---- Easy.

Union guy behind the wheel?? :lol:

 

[blume357]

I'm not so sure about that making me feel safe.

when the FBI suspected I might be the Uni-bomber (this is not a joke but a long story) their method was to come knock on the door and ask my wife if I was home, when she said I wasn't they requested I call them for an appointment.....

 

[graygun]

I'm not so sure about that making me feel safe.

when the FBI suspected I might be the Uni-bomber (this is not a joke but a long story) their method was to come knock on the door and ask my wife if I was home, when she said I wasn't they requested I call them for an appointment.....

Maybe someone reported you as a "gun nut" because you love to shoot. :lol:

 

[Mobuck]

when the FBI suspected I might be the Uni-bomber (this is not a joke but a long story) their method was to come knock on the door and ask my wife if I was home, when she said I wasn't they requested I call them for an appointment.....

That's the way I work--give the guy a chance to just make an appointment to talk. Works more often than one might think.

 

[sliclee]

Scout- you win the best safest system award.