Ka6otm
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An 80 year old man goes to the Doctor for a complete physical. Afterwards, the doc and the old guy sit down for a talk.
Old guy: Will I live to be 100?
Doc: Do you drink alcoholic beverages?
Old guy: No
Doc: Do you eat a lot of red meat and bacon?
Old guy: No
Doc: Do you chase women?
Old guy: No
Doc: So why do you want to live to be 100?
Old guy: Will I live to be 100?
Doc: Do you drink alcoholic beverages?
Old guy: No
Doc: Do you eat a lot of red meat and bacon?
Old guy: No
Doc: Do you chase women?
Old guy: No
Doc: So why do you want to live to be 100?