xtratoy
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A friend of mine bought a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as he got it home it made a bolt for the door!!!
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And the new owner became unhinged............
contender
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Woof!
graygun
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har har
Spleenless Dave
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:lol: I clicked on this thinking "Cool, someone got a new dog!" Didn't expect the joke. It was good!
LGC42
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That was funny
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The blacksmith must have shooed the dog...
New owner was a good man, but the dog steel wanted to go back home... his relationship with the new owner was constantly in flux. After all, the blacksmith had forged a strong relationship with him.
The dog got lost, but eventually he smelt his way back home. When the dog returned, you could hear the blacksmith’s bellows!
They’ll have to hammer out a compromise regarding ownership... dog ownership is never an either/ore situation.
If neither one has a temper, they should be able to iron it out!
The dog got lost, but eventually he smelt his way back home. When the dog returned, you could hear the blacksmith’s bellows!
They’ll have to hammer out a compromise regarding ownership... dog ownership is never an either/ore situation.
If neither one has a temper, they should be able to iron it out!
jlmtr6
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Uncle Howie said:New owner was a good man, but the dog steel wanted to go back home... his relationship with the new owner was constantly in flux. After all, the blacksmith had forged a strong relationship with him.
The dog got lost, but eventually he smelt his way back home. When the dog returned, you could hear the blacksmith’s bellows!
They’ll have to hammer out a compromise regarding ownership... dog ownership is never an either/ore situation.
If neither one has a temper, they should be able to iron it out!
Nice, I'll bet that took some time to draft.
jlmtr6 said:
Not too much time, but about a dozen edits as I thought up more foolishness!
“The brilliant are easily amused!”
:lol:Uncle Howie said:New owner was a good man, but the dog steel wanted to go back home... his relationship with the new owner was constantly in flux. After all, the blacksmith had forged a strong relationship with him.
The dog got lost, but eventually he smelt his way back home. When the dog returned, you could hear the blacksmith’s bellows!
They’ll have to hammer out a compromise regarding ownership... dog ownership is never an either/ore situation.
If neither one has a temper, they should be able to iron it out!
