Doc Humor

[Monster045]

Hope everything goes well next week, or was this from an earlier experience?

Many years ago, Ben through a few since then

 

[Monster045]

I'm going in for one of those tomorrow.

Yup, had mine tell me that too…really, I’m paying you for this info?

 

[Jeepnik]

I'm going in for one of those tomorrow.

Went. Five minute for x-ray. Two minutes to talk about x-ray. Five minutes for prep and shot. Spend ten minutes BS-ing. Knee fells much better.

 

[Jack Ryan]

Had a cardiac heart ablation last week for Afib. They shave all over you and stick more needles, patches and wire in you than there is holes naturally. Must have been 10-15 wires and patches on my chest and back.

When we got it all off after it looked almost like the nurse had shaved a heart over my chest. Told my wife if I weren't half loopy when they did it I'd have told that girl to just go ahead and MAKE it a heart on purpose.

Just in case anything goes wrong I'll have a spare.

She didn't think it was funny but I thought it was hilarious.

 

[Fox Mike]

I never had or met a doctor with any sense of humor at all until I saw a male dermatologist. Dr. Bob knows when to laugh and when to look serious.

I have a dermatologist that is male. He is scheduled to remove a (???) from my right ear. He promised that he would try to be careful and leave a little. Last time there he said he was going to give me a needle to numb the area before he cut a hunk out. I asked what the options were. He said he could cut a hunk out without the needle but wouldn't suggest it. Said I might move and he would get a bigger piece then needed for examination .

 

[Joey]

I have a dermatologist that is male. He is scheduled to remove a (???) from my right ear. He promised that he would try to be careful and leave a little. Last time there he said he was going to give me a needle to numb the area before he cut a hunk out. I asked what the options were. He said he could cut a hunk out without the needle but wouldn't suggest it. Said I might move and he would get a bigger piece then needed for examination .

Don't let him take the little hangy down part!!

 

[jimbo1096]

I believe that’s called a lobule^^^

 

[Deer Hunter]

I believe that’s called a lobule^^^

That's not what Festus called it.

 

[Fox Mike]

It's not the hangy down thing, it's the upper top thing.

 

[codebreaker]

What did the proctologist say when the nurse handed him a beer?
"Damn it nurse, I said butt light."

 

[Joey]

I believe that’s called a lobule^^^

Gary Larson named the Thagamizer

Festus cousin Fliab named the Little hangy down part!!

Dang it, showing my age!!!

 

[Jack Ryan]

Doctor always ask you to list all the medications and over the counter stuff you are using. At the time my knees were KILLING ME. Ortho Doc was chomping at the bit he wanted to do knee replacements so bad, I'd already had a few of those cortisone shots. I was trying EVERYTHING, those rub on pain things and finally tried Blue Emu. Apparently its good for golfers, AND YOU WON'T STINK!

Well I got a little jar of that at Walmart and man $$$$. Who knows if it was working, the placebo is a powerful drug.

Ran out and it was hurting again. Sent the wife to get some when she went to town and apparently all they had was the BIG jar. Same price.

I was at the dermatologist soon, filling out the "what drugs you take" list and they ask me what is Blue Emu. I explained to her and asked her if it really has anything in it that really helped. They all looked it up in their resources and started laughing. It didn't seem to work near as good for me after that.

Just an FYI, it DOES HAVE LIDOCANE in it "DOCTOR".