Cure for baldness?

[Bob Wright]

I had some X-rays done today, and the technician was bald as a cue ball, except for fringe over the ears. He told me his grandfather told him to apply Preparation H down the center of his head. In time, it will draw the sides up to cover.

Bob Wright

 

[Colonel Daddy]

:lol: :lol: :lol: 8)

 

[Rick Courtright]

Hi,

The other day a guy with diminishing amounts of hair told me he rubs Viagra paste on his scalp. "It makes my hair unruly, but it sure stands up!"

Rick C

 

[gramps]

Minoxidil works.
gramps

 

[nvbirdman]

If you are just starting to lose your hair, the muslims have a cure for that.

 

[Heliman]

I just wear a hat.....

 

[Uncle Howie]

Unlike our President, I have chosen to embrace my baldness.

I would actually like to get rid of my hair. I regularly wear helmets year-round, and wear stocking caps in the winter. Hair is just a PITA, to me.

Also, news flash: thinning hair or balding eventually happens to most men. Why try to hide it?

“Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt!” :mrgreen:

 

[coach]

On the good side, a bottle of shampoo lasts me years.

 

[phonejack]

On a side note, NEVER EVER leave the Preperation H next to the toothpaste !

 

[ronto]

I have male pattern baldness and instead of going half way I spend 15 minutes to shave my head once a week. No spending money on a barber, shampoo, hair tonic and wasting time combing my hair...Bald is beautiful!

 

[GunnyGene]

Actually as you get older, you don't really lose your scalp hair. It just starts growing out of other places - nose, ears, back, etc. :lol:

 

[SAJohn]

Do barbers give any of you a discount?

 

[Rancher Will]

At least one barber here in Colorado does not charge an old guy like me for a haircut. For a few years now he has only charged his "Regular Finders Fee" that curiously figures out what I use to pay for a haircut.

 

[bogus bill]

Do you bald guys use rem wax? When I was a kid I don't think baldness was 20% of what it is now. Is it a fad that most cops now shave their heads? It wasn't that way years ago. Back then most had black hair, mustaches and aviator glass`s. Now it`s a cue ball head with space alien looking glass`s often wore on the top of the head or backwards on a cord. The supervision would have got a stroke years ago! Preacha fat rolls on the back of the head/neck are the in thing now with the baldness.

 

[GP100]

Everybody knows you use Windex on your head to grow hair.. C'mon guys.. How do you not know this?