Awards

[Fox Mike]

Was watching TV and heard about the "Peoples Choice" awards. I go to thinking about how many different 'awards' are in existence. The Oscars, Emmys, Golden Globe, MTV Music, Grammys, Tonys, CMA. None of which I watch or give a hoot about, but looks like a long line of "I love me" awards out there.

 

[Busterswoodshop]

All those award shows are made by the same people that receive the awards.
They are there so they can pat themselves on the back.

 

[Joe Reilly]

We call them participation awards.