We Have a New Supermarket

[gasbag]

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

 

[hdxr750]

I bet you have a Good reason

 

[Fox Mike]

Had a really bad day. This brightens it a bit. Thanks

 

[Merle1948]

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Don't blame you! :lol:

 

[Racer9]

I wonder what the personal hygiene aisle smells like?

 

[Colonialgirl]

Stolen to SHARE !!

 

[loaded round]

Don't do that to me while I'm drinking coffee! :)

 

[737tdi]

:lol: 8) :D Good one.

Karl

 

[Bull Barrel]

The store near my house has the produce misters. Before they turn on you hear thunde, they start spraying you hear Gene Kelly performing, "Singing In the Rain".
I kid you not.

 

[Bear Paw Jack]

I'm going to have to steal that one. :)

 

[2Late45]

Stolen to SHARE !!

Same here...