The Wedding

[Wyandot Jim]

This is what the Millennials, and later computer generation has come to!!!!!


Daughter:


Daddy, I am coming home to get married.

I'm in love with a boy who lives thousands of miles away from me, in Scotland. While attending school here in Australia, we met on a dating website. We became friends on Facebook and have had long chats on Whatsapp.


He proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber. Dad, I'm asking for your blessing and perhaps some financial help as he has many family members and our wedding will be large "



Lots of love,


Sweet Lilly

Father:

Lilly, Wow! Really!!

Then I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your house on Amazon, and pay through Paypal.


And, Oh by the way, if you ever get fed up with "...the love of your life", and new husband .... sell him on Ebay.

Lots of love,

Dad

 

[RoninPA]

That Dad is one smart cookie

 

[gramps]

WJ, I wouldn't be that knowledgeable of the Internet, but otherwise resemble that! . Love ya, mean it.
gramps

 

[jack]

I like the "financial support" part. Good move "Dad". :lol:

 

[graygun]

She could have tried Go Daddy,I suppose. :roll: