Don Lovel
Hunter
I will preface this with the admission that, as a youth, I was "onery", and since I grew up around strong southern women, I have a flat spot on the back of my head and one ear that hangs longer than the other one and a serious flinch when I realize I just said the wrong thing to a woman.
But I have some friends who live in Missouri. She is the poster lady for southern grace, charm and hospitality, when you visit her home you are royalty and comfort beyond belief, best food, etc.
She is raising her twin 7yr old grandsons. Now these two monkeys have been known in the past for a entertaining circus of idiot kid yard ape escapades and up to now, their biggest crime had been the destruction of a wall mount 72" LED TV by spinning the remote on a string, and appropriate wood shed did occur. And they have a rap sheet with the elementary school that has caused teachers to retire early. But yesterday morning, they collapsed the above ground swimming pool and flooded the neighbor's yard and basement with 17,000 gallons of water.
Her husband Max, great guy and fun sense of humor tells me this morning, "ya know as a young man I had always been warned about what happens when a woman actually has a real conniption and what a scary thing it can be, and God bless her, she has mastered the art of controlling it, but those two boy's butt cheeks will never be the same, she delivered one swat, every 10 minutes for an hour to each. Accurately placed, correct power level and follow through."
Max said she went out to her garden and sat in a lawn chair with a fly swatter slappin bugs and smoking cigarettes for about an hour and a half.
The neighbor's are gone, owner operator truckers, so he will have to see if he can track them down to see how bad the damage to their house is. Max said a freakin 17000 gallon tsunami hit that side of their house.
I bet those two boys have a long un fun summer
But I have some friends who live in Missouri. She is the poster lady for southern grace, charm and hospitality, when you visit her home you are royalty and comfort beyond belief, best food, etc.
She is raising her twin 7yr old grandsons. Now these two monkeys have been known in the past for a entertaining circus of idiot kid yard ape escapades and up to now, their biggest crime had been the destruction of a wall mount 72" LED TV by spinning the remote on a string, and appropriate wood shed did occur. And they have a rap sheet with the elementary school that has caused teachers to retire early. But yesterday morning, they collapsed the above ground swimming pool and flooded the neighbor's yard and basement with 17,000 gallons of water.
Her husband Max, great guy and fun sense of humor tells me this morning, "ya know as a young man I had always been warned about what happens when a woman actually has a real conniption and what a scary thing it can be, and God bless her, she has mastered the art of controlling it, but those two boy's butt cheeks will never be the same, she delivered one swat, every 10 minutes for an hour to each. Accurately placed, correct power level and follow through."
Max said she went out to her garden and sat in a lawn chair with a fly swatter slappin bugs and smoking cigarettes for about an hour and a half.
The neighbor's are gone, owner operator truckers, so he will have to see if he can track them down to see how bad the damage to their house is. Max said a freakin 17000 gallon tsunami hit that side of their house.
I bet those two boys have a long un fun summer
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