Bob Wright
Hawkeye
I was in my local gunshop this morning and couldn't help but hearing some conversation that sort of cracked me up.
Seems two older gents (probably younger than I) were shopping for a holster and gunbelt. The clerk, about their age, told them the belt maker advised buying a cartridge about six inches larger than normal waist size. Said the first customer: "Since I've grown old, I don't have no butt at all anymore. That big of belt would slide on down."
"Yeah," agreed the clerk, "I mentioned that to my doctor. He says I'm sufferin' from Nobuttatall."
I had to leave the store. The conversation seemed to go downhill from there.
Bob Wright
Seems two older gents (probably younger than I) were shopping for a holster and gunbelt. The clerk, about their age, told them the belt maker advised buying a cartridge about six inches larger than normal waist size. Said the first customer: "Since I've grown old, I don't have no butt at all anymore. That big of belt would slide on down."
"Yeah," agreed the clerk, "I mentioned that to my doctor. He says I'm sufferin' from Nobuttatall."
I had to leave the store. The conversation seemed to go downhill from there.
Bob Wright