Happy St. Paddy's Day question

[Rick Courtright]

Hi,

Being as how Dr. Seuss has been taking a beating lately, can we still have green eggs and ham today without offending half the world?

Rick C

 

[Snake45]

The answer is, you can't do ANYTHING on ANY day without offending half the world anymore. :evil:

 

[Pat-inCO]

You can have Green Eggs and Ham . . . . and only offend Snowflakes.
(they NEED to be offended)

 

[6GUNSONLY]

Chickens who lay green eggs are offended at the implication that their eggs are somehow less attractive, desirable, or edible than white eggs.

 

[Fox Mike]

Green eggs are easy to acquire. Cook them in an aluminum pan. Unless someone has a problem with aluminum it should all work out.

 

[Jimbo357mag]

It's still a free country. You can make your eggs anyway you want them. If you are going to serve them to somebody else you might have to be careful not to break a law, otherwise yes Green Eggs and Ham are fine. :D :D

What does complaining about cultural changes get you anyway?

 

[Uncle Howie]

Hi,

Being as how Dr. Seuss has been taking a beating lately, can we still have green eggs and ham today without offending half the world?

Rick C

Don’t worry about it- my oldest sister made me green eggs and ham, they didn’t taste any better than “regular” eggs and ham.

WHO KNEW? :P

 

[LDM]

What offends me is the green dye they put into beer on St. Paddy's day. I tell them to take it back and get me one that's ripe.

 

[sfhogman]

I find green beer kind of repellent. Not unlike the garlic flavored white wine they serve at the Garlic Festival in Gilroy Ca....
To me, some things are just wrong!
A proper drink on St. Paddy's day is, of course, Guinness.

Grump
Grump

Jeff

 

[protoolman]

Well google wearing of the green and orange. Increasingly Irishmen who are Protestants wear orange. Green is the Catholics. The flag of Ireland is green orange and white green for Catholics, Orange for Protestants and white to symbolize peace between the two. So no we all can't apparently agree on wearing green.

 

[314Chevy]

I have never seen an offended Irishman in the US. Call them drunkards, show them as green midgets or mimic their accent, they don't care. Other groups could learn from this!

 

[Rick Courtright]

A proper drink on St. Paddy's day is, of course, Guinness.

Hi,

Jeff, does your barman pour it with the little shamrock in the head?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J05vNjJJs64

Rick C

 

[powder smoke]

What offends me is the green dye they put into beer on St. Paddy's day. I tell them to take it back and get me one that's ripe.

Hag a few Green Beer hand overs in my day. Darn glad I out grew that nonsense! ps