Drunk kicking Bison
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bobsyouruncle
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According to the scorecard, a trip to the hospital, as a result of a bison incident, is worth 100 points.
A simple ground goring is worth one point. But if the goring was preceded by a charge, two points are awarded.
Eight hundred points are presented for flying over a fence due to a head butt.
The real money winners, however, are for de-pantsing: 1,000 points; goring and getting tossed into a tree: 2,000 points; goring, getting tossed into a tree, and de-pantsing: 10 million points.
A simple ground goring is worth one point. But if the goring was preceded by a charge, two points are awarded.
Eight hundred points are presented for flying over a fence due to a head butt.
The real money winners, however, are for de-pantsing: 1,000 points; goring and getting tossed into a tree: 2,000 points; goring, getting tossed into a tree, and de-pantsing: 10 million points.
Well, people do mind bogglingly stupid things while drunk...Ask me how I know this? 
The most dangerous words in the world.... "Hold my beer, I have a great idea"!!Well, people do mind bogglingly stupid things while drunk...Ask me how I know this?
Daryll (Macbullet)
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^^^^Looks like 2000 points to me!!! 
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BearBiologist
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DARWIN LIVES!!!!!!
BearBiologist
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He shoots! He scores! Bison 1, moron 0...
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bobsyouruncle
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People always say you can't fix stupid, well of course you can, but the problem is that the fix is eternal/permanent
I have a photo somewhere of me approaching a herd. My bud ask If I couldn't read the warning signs. I told him he should see that I always had another idiot in between me & the herd, & that he knew I was fast.
It worked that time & I called my luck & quit the game. But what is life without poking the bear at least time or two?
It worked that time & I called my luck & quit the game. But what is life without poking the bear at least time or two?
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If you live to do it twice!!!
Aqualung
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I saw the title and thought it was the Mountain States' version of the Dropkick Murphys.
The article even stated he was a candidate for a Darwin Award. I can just see it in my minds eye. Drunk guy walks up to the backside of the bison, kicks it, and bison does the same with a better effect on the drunk. I wonder how far he flew.
“What’s life without poking the bear at least a time or two”
That’s exactly what Hugh Glass said right before…..!
Notice if he gets one more he'll be an Ace.
I wonder if Timmy would agree.
They are huge and anyone stupid enough to mess with one deserves whatever happens. Here is one outside Edmonton Alberta that my wife saw grazing by the side of the road. She stopped, took the photo and left. You can see a reflection because she didn't even lower the window.
